Who the Hell is This? T-Shirt
Who the Hell is This?
Scrawny Teen Spotted After Statue of Liberty Terror Attack
By J. Jonah Jameson
He’s a criminal, that’s who! A public menace and possible co-conspirator to super terrorist, Spider-Man. This happy-go-lucky delinquent was spotted leaving the scene of the Statue of Liberty attack carried out by the cult of Spider-Man. The whereabouts of this spineless follower are unknown, but one thing is for sure; he’s a coward! COWARD!
If you have any information on this mystery man, contact the Daily Bugle and then the police. If you want to help with the search efforts, buy this shirt! Wear it all over! Post it online! We can’t let this terror hide any longer!